Friday, July 15, 2011

FUN Friday

TGIF - let's have some FUN!!

Jon Stewart AND Jerry Seinfeld.

I had to post this because the final scene is worth it. You have my permission to fast forward until you see Costner.

What's cuter than a 3 year old explaining Star Wars?


It's summer so our main request is Dog Safety for the little kids. I was teaching pre-school this week.

One of our presentation boards is a mom dog with her babies. I took the picture at a shelter so the mom is a black lab and her babies are white and brown boxers (the boxer father was dropped off with the mom and litter). I held that picture up and the following happened:

3 year old boy: Why are her puppies a different color?
3 year old girl next to him: Because the mommy wanted them that color.
3 year old boy: Ooooooooooh.

I love their logic. It was so hard not to laugh.

When Meredith and I teach, we split up the week. This week, she taught on Monday and I taught on Tuesday. We both have blonde hair. We have Paws and Learn shirts that we wear with jeans. She's tall and thin (think size 0). I'm shorter than her and a few sizes bigger.

I had a 5 year old come running up to me on Tuesday all excited.
Her: Hey! I know you.
Me: You do?
Her: Yes, you came to my class yesterday.
Before I can say anything to her, she gets this frown on her face and says: How did you get so fat overnight?
I laughed.
Then she narrows her eyes and says all accusatory (Like I did something totally sneaky without her permission) : Did you have a baby?
Me: Yes. Overnight.

She now thinks you can grow a stomach and give birth in a 24 hour period. Was that evil?

The Hubster and I have tix for Harry tonight. Reserve seating. Which I was excited about until I realized that the theater is just off the 405 freeway and today is the start of Carmaggedon. We'll see if we can even get to the theater! But I'm excited. And scared. I know that I will cry.

What about you - what are your big plans for the weekend?


  1. I seriously doubt you are at all fat! And I'm seeing Harry Potter this afternoon.

  2. Oh man, I totally remember that little girl; she's super cute, I want to steal her. Anddd I'm pretty sure that's the second time I've mentioned kid-stealing on your blog. I'm gonna end up on some secret watch list if I keep this up.

  3. ok, that little girl explaining Star Wars just never gets old... Obie Kenobie... :D And LOL! You are like superwoman w/the baby thing. How do you do that??? ;p Have fun at HP--we're going Sat~ :o) <3

  4. I laughed out loud at the Funny or Die. And how cute is that little girl?

    Kids are so funny. I remember a few years back I asked my 5-year-old niece what color my hair was. "Brown... but it's not your real color!" Gee, thanks, LOL!