How can you not smile watching this?
It's FUN Friday so I am REMAKING the World!
In my NEW world, the following is true:
Right ALWAYS wins.
Life is totally fair.
Mean people are frozen into statues (permanently).
Starbucks delivers.
Ben & Jerry's is a food group.
Everyone sparkles in the sun (not just vampires). (My niece insisted on this one...she also insisted on sequins being a mandatory part of everyone's wardrobe, but I overruled her.)
Manicures and pedicures are free.
So are massages. And they happen daily.
Let's make Starbucks free as well.
Pajamas are acceptable to be worn in public.
It always rains directly over my house except for two hours every afternoon so that Lily can lounge in the sun.
There is no pollution. I can breathe freely, deeply.
The house cleans itself. We're talking top to bottom, spotless!
And all the neighborhoods ban together to make it look like THIS everywhere:
(I got this from Laini, who got it from Stephanie and it's a REAL program!)
LOVE LOVE LOVE
What would YOUR New World be like?
Canadian Zombie Babies
11 years ago
In my new world...
ReplyDeleteI have long and curly eyelashes.
My cats poop in the toilet and flush.
The house cleans itself (stole this one from you).
Bacon isn't fattening.
It only rains when I want it to.
Awesome post!
Your world rocks!
ReplyDeleteIn my world:
Time would be endless
Talent would equal success
Ice cream would be free and unfattening
Magic would be real
That video definitely made me smile! :)
ReplyDeleteIn my world, those Lady Gaga Boys would be my alarm clock.
ReplyDeleteLOVING your world!
Tee hee I love it!
ReplyDeleteIf Starbucks, manicures, and pedicures were free I would be the happiest girl ever!
And the world being fair is pretty cool too :p
Jennifer - Ooooh, cats pooping in the toilet would be a great addition! I'm adding that to my world!
ReplyDeleteMelissa - I love talent equaling success! I'm adding that to mine as well!
Liz - I'm glad. I must have watched it at least three times before bed last night. I went to sleep with a smile on my face.
Jenna - That is a GREAT idea!!
Erica - I really think they should be free. Massages daily if we want them and mani/pedis weekly if we choose!
Umm. I'm pretty sure your world is effing awesome!! And I want to be there too!
ReplyDeleteSo, when is open house? Houses are free, too, right? And lawn care? No taxes either? Sounds like a great place to live, your world!
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